through the muthafucking looking glass

Anonymous asked: heh heh heh :3 friends with benefits thats the best way to live your life!

we are now back together which works well because shes pretty incredible

Anonymous asked: What was her reason for breaking up with you? do you still talk to her? and why don't you use your tumblr that often anymore?

i still live with her we are sleeping together, there were a lot of rumors made up about me by a chick whom we lived with and thats why we broke up. i dont use tumblr very often anymore because i dont have regular access to the internet ):

Anonymous asked: Do you have a girl friend or are you single?

my girlfriend broke up with me while i was away visiting my little sister, so currently i do not! 

blamemymuses:

Anyone who says they want an Australian summer - no, you don’t understand. A large portion of Australia is literally on fire

or flooding like it is now!

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im sitting here on my own just bawling my eyes out yet again

thedrugskeepme-high:

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beautyismadness:

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ukidoki:

militaryfit-bombshell:

Super Silky Summer Legs

Next time you are feeling down, about to binge, going on a date, or just need to pamper yourself, do this. I just did it and I can not stop rubbing my legs together. It feels like I paid for that over expensive pedicure at the salon.

Ingredients

• 1 1/4 C Sugar (Yup, plain, good-ol’ white sugar)
• 1/2 C Oil (I used olive oil, but you can use any oil, coconut oil, baby oil, canola oil)
• 3 tablespoons Citrus (Lime or lemon)
• 1-2 Razors

1. Mix everything together in a bowl.
2. Soak your legs in the tub for 5 minutes.
3. Shave your legs.
4. Rub some of this mixture all over your legs. The sugar will help rub off all dirt and dead skin. Rub, rub. Feels like a mini massage.
5. Rinse it all off, shave again. I would use one razor per leg if you have two. You will be rinsing this razor a lot. I was GROSSED out by the amount of dead skin I was “shaving” off. It was insane! Trust me, you’ll see.
6. Rub your legs again! Second coat of wax, oh yeah.
7. Rinse off! You can use a mild soap to help get some of the oil off.
8. Lotion your legs up, and feel the silkiness!

Now this isn’t just geared to ladies…. guys, if you want to get lucky, I suggest you offer to rub your ladies’ feet with this mix too. It feels awesome, and when you get lucky, you will be thanking me that her rough grandma feet aren’t cutting your legs, if ya know what I’m saying… hahaha.

I have silky arm pits too!!

Try it, I swear, You will want everyone to touch your legs.

i just did this and after about 2 or so months of not shaving this is the most incredible thing i have ever done its like my legs arent even legs they’re some sort of ancient fabric made only for powerful pharoahs

i highly suggest this even if you don’t shave use it on your feet or shave your pits or your pubes with it because you will feel like a fucking deity

HOLY SHIT I JUST USED THIS AND???? I FEEL LIKE MY LEGS ARE MADE OF ANGEL WINGS

THIS IS THE BEST THING IF YOU DON’T USE IT YOU’RE CRAZY

I forced my sister to touch my angel soft legs, lol. This is seriously a god-send recipe for the legs of a princess (or prince). Also, this makes a heck of a lot, so mix it in something you can store in your bathroom for later use.

curious! 

i want to try

About to put this on my whole body

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vinnyveeangelus:

idolise:

pizza:

To my non Australian followers, let me introduce you to the Australian Prime Minister…

OH MY GOD IM SO DONE LMFAOOOOOOOO

this isn’t the first time she’s done it either

Your face god damn it!! Lmfao

I will always reblog this fail from our piece of shit prime minister!

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morgannleighhxoxo:

raevyn-amarantha:

sageprinze:

This is important to see and understand for everyone. Please, if you see someone in a public restroom that you think might not belong there because they don’t look like you, don’t scream or yell at them, have some compassion and go about your business.

Never not reblog.

This picture has more power then anyone gives it credit for. Forever Reblog

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disposessi0n:

scrolling down facebook aandddd

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redhoodsandbloodyhearts:

wall-flowerish:

annam17:

Need I say anything more?

WANTWANTWANT

I wouldn’t use paint I’d use like colored pudding or something

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demons-havemy-soul:

bruised—and—scarr3d:

skinny-depression:

dear god. i seriously just spent 10 minutes looking at this. 

why cant i take my eyes off this????

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GOD I LOVE TUMBLR

beautifuldominance:

kittysox:

“bye honey, i’m off to work”

Cute as shit

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